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Girls are Weirdos but They Smell Pretty $3.21 Here’s the perfect gift for a girl (a pretty grown-up girl, that is) to give to her best friend foreverâwhen her BFF is having a birthday, or a bad hair day, or a low self-esteem day, or an I-don’t-understand-my-boyfriend day. Because even though it sounds like you’re calling your friend a weirdo, this book is in fact a wonderfully astute and affectionate look at the female psyche, and perfec… |
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23×15 Dr. Seuss we are all a little weird and Life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love cute wall art wall sayings $11.99 ****Size: 23″x15″***Wall sayings and designs are the latest trend in interior decorating and home decor. It is an easy and creative way to add personality and charm to Any Room! Vinyl Lettering is a creative way to transform any room into a stylish, unique space. By applying your favorite sayings directly to your walls you will create daily inspiration with a beautiful hand-painted look. The graph… |
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Wise Words and Quotes $11.99 “Many great things have been said since the beginning of time. Many are wise, many are funny, and some are both. “Wise Words and Quotes” presents classic sayings that encourage, inspire, and entertain.” |
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Big Book of Sports Quotes $9.99 What do you get when you put the world’s best hockey players, baseball players, basketball stars, football players and golfers along with their coaches and bosses together in one book? A cornucopia of funny and witty observations that fans will love. Big Book of Sports Quotes is a celebration of the wit and wisdom of big-league sports, where eccentric characters are cherished in a wild world of media hype. Some selections are current and relate to today’s headlines, while many others are from famous athletes of the past. Every sports fan, whether they’re an aspiring athlete or an armchair wannabe, will be entertained, no matter what their favorite sport is. There are 1,000 amusing quotations and 100 matching photographs of great stars from each sport. From inspiration and insights to insults and inanities, The Big Book of Sports Quotes will have readers laughing and groaning. |
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Bloopers Blunders Jokes Quips And Quotes $13.99 “More than 250 embarrassing church bloopers and pastor blunders, more than 350 hilarious jokes and jests, and more than 250 guips and quotes – all packed into one bundle of good, clean, really funny humor. A guaranteed pick-me-up …a great gift for family fun…Jim Kraus has compiled a wonderfully funny collection sure to bring smiles and laughter for all ages!” |
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Love Quotes $2.99 To love and be loved is our greatest joy. Love inspires, it creates, it makes life worth living. Gathered from the words of poets, writers, philosophers, singers, actors and others both famous and obscure, Love Quotes is a collection of over 300 of the most passionate and affectionate things ever said. |
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Holiday Quotes $55 Holiday Quotes: The perfect size for loved ones to slip into a picture frame and enjoy all year long, this large, double-sided card gives you plenty of room for your gorgeous photographs as well as personal holiday greetings. Your photo will be printed on high-quality, heavy paper with a non-glossy, premium matte finish. Price includes blank white envelopes. |
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Humor for a Friend’s Heart: Stories, Quips, and Quotes to Lift the Heart $14.99 “If a cheerful heart can cure like medicine, this collection is an industrial-strength dose of delight.>Nudged from the funny bones of such well-known authors as Patsy Clairmont, Barbara Johnson, Brennan Manning, Luci Swindoll, G. Ron Darbee, Martha Bolton, and Phil Callaway, the forty-plus essays in this hilarious collection provide reasons to smile in practically every situation — from the delivery room to the last laugh.>Virtually no target is beyond the pointed pen of these quick-witted observers who celebrate friendship as they discuss dentures, bear suits, male bonding, Jell-O, and fishing.>Accompanied by quick-read quips, it’s a relaxing and affirming book that men and women of all ages would find laughable — in the best sense of the word.” |
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Humor for the Holidays: Stories, Quips, and Quotes for Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years $12.99 “Celebrate the holidays>with the marvelous gift of>humor >Holidays can be both fun and frustrating, can’t they? All the chaos that goes with the holidays can make you grin or groan. What you need for happy holidays is to have your stocking stuffed with tasty bits of humor. >Imagine reaching into your stocking and finding a hilarious story by Patsy Clairmont, pulling out funny-bone ticklers by Martha Bolton, Jack Hayford, and Tim Wildmon, and discovering goodies to make you giggle by many other gifted writers.>So grab a cup of wassail, curl up in your favorite chair, and indulge yourself with this heart-lifting book of holiday cheer — it’s stuffed full of special surprises to raise your spirits and add joy to your world” |
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Gift Corral Cotton Throw with Quotes $54.75 Cotton throw with quotes. |
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Phillips Book Of Great Thoughts And Funny Sayings $10.99 “From Bible quotes and Christian teachings to the words of renowned historical figures, this collection of over 3,800 entries offers wit, wisdom, and an emphasis on practical living.” |
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Charlie Sheen Wig – Funny Charlie Sheen Costume Accessories $13.99 Win every day when you wear this Charlie Sheen wig. This Charlie Sheen wig is a funny accessory and features black synthetic hair. The synthetic hair is attached to a black hairnet which provides a comfortable fit while wearing. Learn all of Charlie Sheen’s craziest quotes for a comedic night with friends! |
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The 100 Inspirational Quotes of Millionaires $13.95 “Have you ever wondered what runs through a millionaire’s mind? Author Collin Thomas did, so he decided to find out and then he decided to share his discoveries with the rest of us The 100 Inspirational Quotes of Millionaires is more than a book of quotes; it systematically moves a reader from his or her present situation to a point of action. No matter what your financial status, this book will move you in the right direction.” |
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Billy Graham in Quotes $5.99 A stunning collection of quotes from a longtime warrior for Christ. Drawn from an unparalleled collection of both personal and published works, Billy Graham provides input on more than one hundred topics, such as suffering, joy, money, addictions, peace, and many more. |
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Kid Quotes 2012 Wall Calendar $13.99 Kids say the most amazing things: honest, amusing and altogether entertaining. The Kid Quotes 2012 Wall Calendar captures this literal yet lighthearted point of view with a year full of quotes from everyday kids. These wise wee ones share the most sincere and silly musings on friendship, love |
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Quips, Quotes, & Queries $11.99 The open-ended activities in Quips, Quotes, & Queries stretch the thinking skills of students and help them learn to think “outside the box.”This unique resource book is an excellent differentiation tool, suitable for students with a wide range of abilities. It provides plenty of opportunities for developing skills in problem solving and creative thinking.Any teacher looking for exciting ways to help students advance their thinking processes will enjoy this book. |
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Wine Quotes Coasters $27 A fun and functional gift for the wine connoisseur who has everything! Each high-quality, 4″-square marble coaster is printed with a different quote from a famous person and a unique wine “stain”. Quotes include: “Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.” – Ernest Hemingway; “Good wine is a necessity of life for me.” – Thomas Jefferson; “From wine what sudden friendship springs!” – John Gay and “When there is plenty of wine, sorrow and worry take wing.” – Ovid. Made of Italian marble with a cork backing. Set of 4. |
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Swindoll’s Ultimate Book of Illustrations & Quotes: Over 1,500 Outstanding Ways to Effectively Drive $29.99 “No one tells a story like Charles Swindoll. This book is the perfect companion for pastors, teachers, ministry leaders, writers, and speakers. It is full of poignant tales, real-life funny stories, and perfect punch lines.>The book includes a lifetime of Chuck’s favorite stories, illustrations, anecdotes, poems, and quotations.Over 1,500 entriesOrganized in A-Z format by topicExtensively cross-referenced>It’s now easier than ever to find the perfect story or anecdote to hook listeners and hold their attention. Listeners and readers will laugh, cry, think, and get the pointand remember it.>If you need just the right illustration to illustrate a biblical truth, to capture the audience’s attention, to clarify a point, or to draw a conclusion this book will help you find it. With the right example, you can turn hostile skeptics into interested participants and turn people around spiritually.>Truth made clear through the use of just the right illustration, anecdote, story, or quotation is applied more quickly and remembered long. – “Charles Swindoll” |
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Billy Graham in Quotes – Book $22.99 A stunning collection of quotes from a longtime warrior for Christ.A note from Franklin Graham: My father, Billy Graham, is known for speaking out about the one and only thing that matters in this world: the Gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ. He remembers the call of God seven decades ago to preach the Word of God to all those who would listen about salvation that comes only through Christ. He took this high calling with seriousness and boldness in obedience to God and once said, ‘I will travel anywhere in the world to preach if there are no strings on what I am to say.’My father has always pray |
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100 Quotes for Yokes $15.99 “In the pages of this amazing book, you will find that the author, John H. Doyle, Jr., has coined 100 powerful quotes that are supported with scripture references. In today’s world, many people are experiencing personal issues that weigh them down on a daily basis. The author describes these issues as yokes. Figuratively, the word “yoke” means slavery, burden, addiction, load, oppression, or bondage. Isaiah 10:27 (KJV) says, “And it shall come to pass in that day, that his burden shall be taken away from off thy shoulder, and his yoke from off thy neck, and the yoke shall destroyed because of the anointing.”These quotes will motivate, inspire, and empower you to excel in every area of your life including… Your individual values and morals Your personal character development Your personal relationship with God Your educational and business goals And much more…John H. Doyle, Jr. is a freelance writer, poet, and inspirational speaker who uses his God-given abilities to deliver motivational and empowering messages to people from all walks of life. He is also a licensed and ordained minister, who is compassionate about being an effective communicator and spreading the gospel of Jesus Christ. He has received invitations to speak for churches, conferences, and community outreach events. Some of his previous poetic publications are entitled, “Father Forgive Them,” and “I Am The World.” His central theme is providing motivational messages as practical tools and relevant principles helping the reader to make wise choices, build strong relationships, achieve personal excellence, personify integrity, and live with purpose. Whether it’s before many or few, his messages are enriching, transparent, encouraging, and relevant.For booking information, email johndoyle8@ymail.com. To order more books, please contact (866) 909-2665.” |
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The Hangover Quotes 12oz Can Bottle Koozie Cooler $5.99 Officially licensed The Hangover Quotes 12oz Can Bottle Koozie Cooler. This features an all-over print with the Hangover cast and classic quotes from the movie. Fits most 12oz cans and bottles. |
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Kid Quotes 2012 Hardcover Engagement Calendar $15.99 Kids say the most amazing things: honest, amusing and all together entertaining. The Kids Quotes engagement calendar captures this literal yet lighthearted point of view with a year full of quotes from everyday kids. These wise wee ones share the most sincere and silly musings on friendship, |
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The Goonies Skull Quotes Black Graphic Tee Shirt $18.99 Officially licensed The Goonies Skull Quotes Black Graphic Tee Shirt. Features a skull made up of lines from the movie. 100% cotton. |
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The Big Lebowski Ultimate Quotes Dark Blue Graphic Tee Shirt $18.95 Officially licensed The Big Lebowski Ultimate Quotes Dark Blue Tee Shirt. Features group of quotes from the movie. 100% cotton. |
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